Present day.
Present time.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Periods in a Nutshell Period: Your stomach hurts.
Period: No it doesn't, eat everything.
Period: Why did you eat all the things, your stomach hurts!
Period: No it doesn't, there's a plate of brownies. Eat them.
Period: Your uterus is pulsing. Change position twenty times to see if that helps.
Period: You want to fuck him.
Period: No you don't, kill him.
Period: You're bored. Let's literally cry about that, shall we?
Period: Never mind, just find people and kill them.
Periods in a Nutshell Period: Your stomach hurts.
Period: No it doesn't, eat everything.
Period: Why did you eat all the things, your stomach hurts!
Period: No it doesn't, there's a plate of brownies. Eat them.
Period: Your uterus is pulsing. Change position twenty times to see if that helps.
Period: You want to fuck him.
Period: No you don't, kill him.
Period: You're bored. Let's literally cry about that, shall we?
Period: Never mind, just find people and kill them.

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